you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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