It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
