Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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