About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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