I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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