i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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