Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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