I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
That was before I lit my hair on fire
we should paint friendship bongs
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