I have demons in me.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
