help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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