How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I love how my cats smell like pot.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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