Me. At least after what I've been through.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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