how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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