Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I can't turn off my feet"
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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