I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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