You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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