He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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