then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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