Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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