Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
