The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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