What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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