sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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