i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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