Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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