So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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