he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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