Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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