My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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