Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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