But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
oh god the rape fog is back!
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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