yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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