How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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