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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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