Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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