Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And the cops told us we were all naked.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
