D3 body, D1 cock
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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