i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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