STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
