I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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