You work out of a Hotel?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
