"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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