I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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