margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The struggles of a small town man whore
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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