Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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