Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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