stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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