This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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