We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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