Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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