Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Sober January is a disaster.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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