Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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